Here you will find humorous stories
Bellman and Company ( Swedish Celebrity )
- Have you heard when Bellman went on the roof.
- No?
- It was only because he was so quiet
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- No?
- It was only because he was so quiet
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Once upon a time a Russian, a German and Bellman who would jump from a tower. They would wish for something they wanted to land in. The first was the Russian tour. He cried out:
- Diamonds, so he landed in diamonds.
Then there was the German tour and he cried out:
- Water, and landed in water.
Finally, it was Bellman's turn. When he jumped, he came that he forgot to take off his clock, so he shouted:
- Poop!
Guess what happened then ....
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- Diamonds, so he landed in diamonds.
Then there was the German tour and he cried out:
- Water, and landed in water.
Finally, it was Bellman's turn. When he jumped, he came that he forgot to take off his clock, so he shouted:
- Poop!
Guess what happened then ....
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Bellman and he was out in the woods and went. Then he saw something that was like a bajskorv. He went up to it and felt it on and it felt like a poop-shape, he smelled it on and it smelled like a poop-shape and he tasted of it and it tasted like a poop-shape. Then, it was a poop-shape and then he said:
- Good thing I do not trod on it.
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- Good thing I do not trod on it.
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Bellman had been and acted and the way home he was facing a very steep hill. It was hard to drag shopping bags and he swore loud several times.
- Swear you then will Bellman never to heaven, "said a passer-aunt.
- I will not to heaven, replied Bellman, only up to this hill!
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- Swear you then will Bellman never to heaven, "said a passer-aunt.
- I will not to heaven, replied Bellman, only up to this hill!
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Once upon a time a Russian, a German and a Bellman would compete on who had the least dad. The Russians began and said:
- My dad is so small that he needs a chair to get up in the car.
Then the German said:
- It was well, nothing, my dad needs a ladder to get up on the chair.
Then said Bellman:
- My dad is so small that he needs a parachute on him to jump down from the carpet edge.
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- My dad is so small that he needs a chair to get up in the car.
Then the German said:
- It was well, nothing, my dad needs a ladder to get up on the chair.
Then said Bellman:
- My dad is so small that he needs a parachute on him to jump down from the carpet edge.
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Bellman had been in the butcher and got 4 teats of a cow. Bellman would go by train after it and would be funny and stick out a spinach from the fly which would then look like a snip. A lady went over and whispered to his side:
- Something seems to stick out of your fly!
Then Bellman took out a knife and cut it. The lady was so shocked that she fainted. Then happened the same on the other woman and the third and fourth. Finally a fifth lady and said:
- Something sticking out of your fly, sir!
Then Bellman fainted when he cut it.
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- Something seems to stick out of your fly!
Then Bellman took out a knife and cut it. The lady was so shocked that she fainted. Then happened the same on the other woman and the third and fourth. Finally a fifth lady and said:
- Something sticking out of your fly, sir!
Then Bellman fainted when he cut it.
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Once upon a time a German, a Norwegian and Bellman made a bet on who was latast. The German began. He went and put themselves on the sofa and slept for 5 hours. Then it was north man luck, he fell asleep immediately and slept for 8 hours. Now it was Bellman´s turn, but could not delete, and LA itself. Then they asked him why and he replied:
- I can not!
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- I can not!
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Once upon a time a Russian, a German & EN Bellman who would go to the zoo! First, the Russians saw a sweet tiger, he walked up the hand and the tiger ate it. Then saw the German's a cool crocodile, he walked in hand in the cage to pet crocodiles, but when its crocodiles up German's hand! Then Bellman saw a sweet hyaena. He walked into his hand to clap, but then bit hyenan him too!
- Why did you do? said the Bellman, now I will eat your paw!
- Why did you do? said the Bellman, now I will eat your paw!
